• me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

WHEN I HAVE THE PERFECT CARD DURING A ROUND OF CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

postgradnej:

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huffylemon:

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

stunningpicture: “bottom left corner will grow up to do those photorealistic paintings of eyes and shit. the kid next to him will prove god doesnt exist ”

stunningpicture:

bottom left corner will grow up to do those photorealistic paintings of eyes and shit. the kid next to him will prove god doesnt exist

  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
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[These record labels] broke my heart. They said I could sing, I could write, but that I looked wrong. That was the lowest thing you could say. I didn’t forget.
 

— Missy Elliott (x)

mishasminions:

shokoshik:

That’s really how famous people should use their fame.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH


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