Does my name pass through your mind when it’s 3 am and you’re wide awake?
 

— (via buddhabrot)
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

snorlaxatives:

i can smell mcdonalds fries from a mile away

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

moriarty:

what i need to do: study for test
what i do instead: eat even when not hungry, watch blooper reels and animal documentaries on youtube, take 59839 selfies, text people i never talk to, sing random karaoke online, take a 2 hour nap, watch an episode of game of thrones and then study one page from the textbook before going on tumblr for an hour

basically me right now

seasluq:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

summerlaxvibes:

lifeisbeautyxox:

naturallynautical:

Second semester senior attitude

every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

summerlaxvibes:

lifeisbeautyxox:

naturallynautical:

Second semester senior attitude

every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

impossible-redhead:

Spiderman 3 is why Spiderman isn’t allowed in the Avengers

image

aw that sucks :(
 

— me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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